Posted by on Nov 29, 2012 in arizona powerball winner, didn't win the arizona powerball, powerball | 0 comments

(The scene: 8 p.m. last night, my living room.)

Me: GASP. It’s nighttime! The Powerball numbers must be out! Quick, look them up!

Mike: Uh, ok.
Me: What’s the first number?!
Mike: 5
Me: DAMMIT! ……… Second number?

Mike: 16

Me: Dammit! Third?
Mike: 22
Me: Dammit. Fourth?
Mike: 23
Me: Dammit. Fifth?
Mike: 29
Me: Sigh. Powerball number? 
Mike: 6
Me: YES!!!!!

I WON $4!!! Boom, doubled my money!