Posted by on Sep 3, 2013 in Uncategorized | 2 comments

You might think I have a tiny bit of fear. A woman home alone all day with a little boy in a new neighborhood in a town I’m not overly familiar with.

I’m not. You see, I have dozens (hundreds, maybe?) of protectors. I find them all around the house, guarding my most valuable possessions.

Such as priceless family photos.

Such as priceless family photos.

Low-calorie syrup and freshly brewed coffee.

Low-calorie syrup and freshly brewed coffee.

The toilet. Very important.

The toilet.

The house. They perch up high and guard the whole darn house.

The house. They perch up high and guard the whole darn house.

It’s a selfless job; a dangerous one. I hate to say it, but … not all survive.

Hard to say what did them in: the sunshine or the pillow?

Hard to say what did them in: the sunshine or the pillow?

But when one or two dinosaurs fall, all the others rally in defense.

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Don’t worry about us. We are perfectly safe.

But you may want to knock before entering.